so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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