Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'm having to shit out rocks
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