I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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