But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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