tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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