Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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