you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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