I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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