Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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