at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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