Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
She said her name was "party"
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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