Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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