Plan B is the new Plan A
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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