i'm signing you up for texting rehab
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
God, I missed his penis.
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