so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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