Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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