Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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