Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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