ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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