we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance