Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening