i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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NoShamevember. You game?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party