Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I think my vagina is haunted
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
The best revenge is premature balding
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.