I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.