Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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