this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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