its not stalking. its research.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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