his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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