Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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