Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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