yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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