We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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