I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Watching her eat just hurts me
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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