You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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