Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Everyone says I win the strip club
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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