I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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