So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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