The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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