My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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