Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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