How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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