i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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