I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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