i wish there were pregnant emoticons
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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