I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
