I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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