chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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