ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Randomize
