It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
The best revenge is premature balding
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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