So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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