halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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