Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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