I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
