I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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