im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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