I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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