Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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