How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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