I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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