Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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