I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
i think we sleep fucked last night...
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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