how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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